March 2012
February 2012
h8-me:
sea-sh0re:
amst3rdamned:
day-drea-mer:
How do you protect your virginity? Like this.
how i pick up guys at the club
AHHAHAHAHAHA
hes so fuckin great. sex god. forreal
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
mom: Dinner is ready, come downstairs babe.
*fucking not even a half second later*
mom: CAN YOU FUCKING COME DOWNSTAIRS, OH MY GOODNESS. NOBODY NEVER LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE. I COOK. I WASH YOUR CLOTHES. I FEED YOU. I BUY YOU STUFF & YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME. GOD DAMNIT CHILD COME DOWNSTAIRS YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!